The death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia has brought up some strange conspiracy theories suggesting that he was murdered.
As weird as these theories are, it is even stranger when you undress them and see who the alleged killers are.
Bill and Hillary’s Murder Plot
One blogger – who goes by the name Paladin Justice – suggested that Bill and Hillary Clinton orchestrated Scalia’s murder in order to weaken the Supreme Court ahead of her email controversy.
“Did Scalia make a stray comment about the Hillary email investigation? Is the Supreme Court going to have to make a ruling in that investigation? You just know that Scalia would have voted to fry her sorry butt,” he wrote, adding that he had an “image of the Clintons and the state of Arkansas littered with the dead bodies of their enemies.”
Forget the fact that the Supreme Court isn’t even hearing any cases related to Clinton’s emails.
Dick Cheney Goes Hunting
It gets weirder. Paladin Justice also said it could have been Vice President Dick Cheney “hunting” Scalia. How did he justice this claim? Scalia was found dead at a Texas ranch, 2 days after the 10 year anniversary of Cheney shooting a Texas lawyer.
“Perhaps Chaney (sic) and his crew were hunting Scalia. There’s no way for Scalia to have known that he was the prey, not the animals on the big ranch he was visiting,” the blogger wrote.
The Illuminati and Nimoy
Another crazy theory blamed the Illuminati and the deceased Leonard Nimoy – who they claim is still alive.
“Star Trek’s” Mr. Spock, who died last February, apparently faked his own death and became the leader of the elusive club after his death, theorists for Hard Dawn claimed. The allegedly liberal secret group wanted the conservative judge dead,” they said.
“Illuminati supporters such as gun control activists, marijuana propagandists and the recruiters of sodomy are likely to immediately benefit from the Justice’s death,” the group wrote.
It remains to be seen whether or not the followers of this group truly believe this theory, but its craziness deserves to be reported on.
The Heart Attack Gun
A Christian news site pointed to the infamous heart attack gun that the CIA allegedly employs.
“The assassination weapon shoots a small poison dart which is capable of penetrating clothing, and delivering a lethal poison to the bloodstream which causes a heart attack,” the site said. “Because the dart disintegrates upon entry and only leaves a tiny red dot on the skin, autopsies are very unlikely to detect that the heart attack resulted from anything other than natural causes.”
Obama the Assassin
The final theory, and the most sensible compared to the other ones suggested in this all-you-can-eat crazy buffet is the idea that President Barack Obama ordered the death of Scalia to promote his liberal agenda. This theory is still insane, but the most plausible in the world of conspiracies.
“Obama is one vote away from being able to ban guns, open the borders and actually have the court engage in its agenda and now Scalia dies. I mean, this is hard core,” said Alex Jones.
“Are they going to kill Clarence Thomas? Maybe they’ll kill Ron Paul. Maybe they’ll kill Donald Trump next,” he said. “How many more of these are we going to sit here and put up with?”
Listed below is a video of Jones talking about some of the conspiracy theories mentioned here: