Finally, someone has found a way to truly express the real value of the Donald Trump presidential candidacy: A Mexican immigrant has created a 3D printed Donald Trump Butt Plug, now for sale. Our lives are now complete.
(For those unfamiliar with what a butt plug is, well, the clues are right there in the name. Think hard on the terms “butt” and “plug” and let your imagination soar.)
The father of the Trump Plug is Fernando Sosa, a true 3D printing artist. Sosa has created numerous 3D printed figurines which take aim at various political figures, such as Hillary Clinton, Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un, and Chris Christie, among many others. Many are also suitable for your butt plugging needs, some, due to protuberances, are less so, unless you are really into that. Look:
I think I speak for many of us in demanding a vibrating Hillary model. But that’s to come; today is all about Trump.
Donald Trump’s potential as a butt plug came to Sosa’s attention after he gave quite the inflammatory speech earlier this month, taking aim specifically at Mexicans.
“These people wreak havoc on our population,” Trump stated. “I respect Mexico greatly as a country. But the problem we have is their leaders are much sharper than ours, and they’re killing us at the border and they’re killing us on trade. When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems to us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people! But I speak to border guards and they tell us what we’re getting.”
Sosa, who was born in Mexico and immigrated to the United States with his family when he was just 11 years old, took Trump’s remarks as a pretty significant personal insult.
“When I saw Trump demonized all immigrants from South America especially people from Mexico, it made my blood boil,” Sosa said. “So I decided to let Trump jump the line on my list of 3D printed homophobes and world dictators.”
Showing that most Republican voters indeed have their heads up their a*s, the latest polls show Trump is in a virtual tie with former Florida Governor Jeb Bush in the race for the GOP nomination.